A blog run by three girls
we don't hate tattoos, we just hate your tattoos
"My new tattoo. ‘Where Is My Mind?’. Self-explanatory.
Done by (the awesome!) Mr.Halbstark at Nadelwerk/Konstanz/Germany.”

I’m sorry but I find this so hideous…It kind of looks like some child crayon-ed it onto your back.

"My new tattoo. ‘Where Is My Mind?’. Self-explanatory.

Done by (the awesome!) Mr.Halbstark at Nadelwerk/Konstanz/Germany.”

I’m sorry but I find this so hideous…It kind of looks like some child crayon-ed it onto your back.

"My second and third tattoos. They kind of speak for themselves."
Hahahaha clearly u spend too much time waiting for things to load.

"My second and third tattoos. They kind of speak for themselves."

Hahahaha clearly u spend too much time waiting for things to load.

“My friend nick came down from Belgium he had never tattooed anybody before and my obsession with mustaches became a good oppurtinity for him. This was his first tattoo I love it!”
Oh god, this is awful.  Your first mistake was letting your unexperienced (drunk?) friend tattoo you.  It looks like it was done with a sharpie pen that was running out of ink…  And what’s that little circle?  A nose? A septum? A fail?  If you wanted to help your friend out you should have opted for a smaller finger mustache tattoo, instead of this giant mistake.

My friend nick came down from Belgium he had never tattooed anybody before and my obsession with mustaches became a good oppurtinity for him. This was his first tattoo I love it!”

Oh god, this is awful.  Your first mistake was letting your unexperienced (drunk?) friend tattoo you.  It looks like it was done with a sharpie pen that was running out of ink…  And what’s that little circle?  A nose? A septum? A fail?  If you wanted to help your friend out you should have opted for a smaller finger mustache tattoo, instead of this giant mistake.

“my friend Sarah drew this for me, it was an add on to the GT, the gt was very boring and i needed to add to it!”

You’re right the GT was very boring.  The logical solution was obviously to add a goldfish.  Just another example of someone wanting a tattoo and not knowing/caring what to get.

my friend Sarah drew this for me, it was an add on to the GT, the gt was very boring and i needed to add to it!”

You’re right the GT was very boring.  The logical solution was obviously to add a goldfish.  Just another example of someone wanting a tattoo and not knowing/caring what to get.

"i got my first ink on 12th October,   i’ve got just for one week.  i drew this. for what this??  i’m fond of Paris, i’ve never been there, yet, but i will go there next week with my daddy.  : ))"
WAIT, you got the tattoo BEFORE you went to Paris? What If you hated it? What if it was a terrible experience? Wait a minute…..does that say “C’est la vie?”. Oh ma gawd.

"i got my first ink on 12th October,   i’ve got just for one week.  i drew this. for what this??  i’m fond of Paris, i’ve never been there, yet, but i will go there next week with my daddy.  : ))"


WAIT, you got the tattoo BEFORE you went to Paris? What If you hated it? What if it was a terrible experience? Wait a minute…..does that say “C’est la vie?”. Oh ma gawd.

“This is my back piece.. it’s not finished yet ^^”

I hope the last session is laser removal.

This is my back piece.. it’s not finished yet ^^”

I hope the last session is laser removal.

let’s be honest ladies, you’re not trying to show your tattoos.

“This is my tattoo, done in 2006 by the amazing Yann Black from Your Meat is Mine. http://www.yourmeatismine.com/
 
Doesn’t have a real meaning, I just love stars and what they mean, but I also love Yann’s work such a talented guy. Enjoy!”

The thing I like most about this tattoo is how hard the girl defends the artist and his work.  I can guarantee you your tattoo artist did not include this in his portfolio, because it shows no artistic talent whatsoever.  It’s a star and a squiggle.  I could whip this up in MS paint in 5 mins.  In fact I bet he’s embarrassed to even have his name attached to this.

This is my tattoo, done in 2006 by the amazing Yann Black from Your Meat is Mine. http://www.yourmeatismine.com/

Doesn’t have a real meaning, I just love stars and what they mean, but I also love Yann’s work such a talented guy. Enjoy!”

The thing I like most about this tattoo is how hard the girl defends the artist and his work.  I can guarantee you your tattoo artist did not include this in his portfolio, because it shows no artistic talent whatsoever.  It’s a star and a squiggle.  I could whip this up in MS paint in 5 mins.  In fact I bet he’s embarrassed to even have his name attached to this.

"Got this on Friday (inside of my left ankle). It’s my state (Idaho) and I got it because even while I’m currently living halfway across the world, it still feels like home."
…………just…………not very aesthetically pleasing.

"Got this on Friday (inside of my left ankle). It’s my state (Idaho) and I got it because even while I’m currently living halfway across the world, it still feels like home."

…………just…………not very aesthetically pleasing.

"This cute star emoticon with a crown is my tattoo. It is designed by my boyfriend. It symbolizes us relationship that’s why it’s my only colored tattoo. :)"

Your relationship is a dead king star?!?

"This cute star emoticon with a crown is my tattoo. It is designed by my boyfriend. It symbolizes us relationship that’s why it’s my only colored tattoo. :)"

Your relationship is a dead king star?!?

I find that some people who get tattoos are continuously trying to defend or dig up some “purpose” or “meaning” behind their tattoo. If your going to make some bullshit idea behind it, trust me, its going to be obvious to everyone. If it doesn’t mean anything, say it. Your honesty is appreciated.

"I got this done in September of ‘09 the picture was taken seconds after the tattoo was done. Although this tattoo seems silly it means a whole lot to me. I got the cookie for 4 reasons.
First: Me and my cousin have always been close, since i was an only child he was basically an older brother for me, he started calling me cookie for no apparent reason and since then i stuck with that nickname.
Second: I am currently a pastry student in Orlando so obviously i bake ALOT.
Third: it has 6 chocolate chips, 6 meaning my birthday (august 6th) and 6 also being my lucky number.
Fourth: The cookie has a bite on it and its still smiling because I’ve gone through a lot as a kid but no matter what happened i always thought positive.”
I find the reasoning behind the cookie so hilarious. (Guys, it’s legit, she gave us numbered reasons) and how symbolic and “deep” this person is trying to be while defending her cookie tattoo. hahahahahahhaha. And what the hell are those blue things?

"I got this done in September of ‘09 the picture was taken seconds after the tattoo was done. Although this tattoo seems silly it means a whole lot to me. I got the cookie for 4 reasons.

First: Me and my cousin have always been close, since i was an only child he was basically an older brother for me, he started calling me cookie for no apparent reason and since then i stuck with that nickname.

Second: I am currently a pastry student in Orlando so obviously i bake ALOT.

Third: it has 6 chocolate chips, 6 meaning my birthday (august 6th) and 6 also being my lucky number.

Fourth: The cookie has a bite on it and its still smiling because I’ve gone through a lot as a kid but no matter what happened i always thought positive.”

I find the reasoning behind the cookie so hilarious. (Guys, it’s legit, she gave us numbered reasons) and how symbolic and “deep” this person is trying to be while defending her cookie tattoo. hahahahahahhaha. And what the hell are those blue things?

“My second tattoo. A fuchsia dot.
 
My Freshman year of high school (97-98), four guys were friends. Two of them had houses in Cape Cod, Mass. They decided that the four of them would go up to the Cape for vacation. Before the trip one of those guys (who is famous for telling nonsense stories) spun a yarn about a man dressed up in a fish costume at a gas station on Cape Cod washing windows. While he was riding past the fish man, the fish looked up, waved at him and said “Hello, Matt.” Matt responded in kind with “Hello, Fysh.”  After that, the four friends begin greeting each other with “Hello, Fish!” Another of the four friends (who is famous for harebrained schemes) decided that the trip should become an annual one and that when they were all old enough to drive they would get old VW beatles in their favorite color. One picked red, another green, another yellow, and the last picked purple. These friends began referring to themselves as The Fysh. Fysh is spelled differently for no good reason at all and there is a dot over the y, like the German umlaut, also for no good reason. So as the group grew, more fysh were added, each with their own color. I transferred into my high school in Sophomore year. By that time all the normal colors were taken, so I consulted a box of crayons and chose fuchsia. Mostly because I like alliteration.  (Fuchsia Fysh) Ten years later we’re all still very close friends, so about a year ago, a bunch of us who are now scattered all over the country decided to go and get dots (like the dot over the Y in fysh) with our color tattooed somewhere on our bodies. The End.”

Really love the novel you wrote here. But it could have been summed up with your first sentence, “My second tattoo. A fuchsia dot.”  It sure is.  ignoring the awful idea for a tattoo of a coloured dot, you also clearly got the WORST colour, when I saw this I though it was just a mole.  You know when people have like a slight skin discoloration and it’s pink? YEAH. 
I also wonder how much you payed for this fuchsia dot?  Next time maybe just invest in some crayola markers.  You could even get really crazy and buy the scented ones.

My second tattoo. A fuchsia dot.

My Freshman year of high school (97-98), four guys were friends. Two of them had houses in Cape Cod, Mass. They decided that the four of them would go up to the Cape for vacation. Before the trip one of those guys (who is famous for telling nonsense stories) spun a yarn about a man dressed up in a fish costume at a gas station on Cape Cod washing windows. While he was riding past the fish man, the fish looked up, waved at him and said “Hello, Matt.” Matt responded in kind with “Hello, Fysh.”  After that, the four friends begin greeting each other with “Hello, Fish!” Another of the four friends (who is famous for harebrained schemes) decided that the trip should become an annual one and that when they were all old enough to drive they would get old VW beatles in their favorite color. One picked red, another green, another yellow, and the last picked purple. These friends began referring to themselves as The Fysh. Fysh is spelled differently for no good reason at all and there is a dot over the y, like the German umlaut, also for no good reason. So as the group grew, more fysh were added, each with their own color. I transferred into my high school in Sophomore year. By that time all the normal colors were taken, so I consulted a box of crayons and chose fuchsia. Mostly because I like alliteration.  (Fuchsia Fysh) Ten years later we’re all still very close friends, so about a year ago, a bunch of us who are now scattered all over the country decided to go and get dots (like the dot over the Y in fysh) with our color tattooed somewhere on our bodies. The End.”

Really love the novel you wrote here. But it could have been summed up with your first sentence, “My second tattoo. A fuchsia dot.”  It sure is.  ignoring the awful idea for a tattoo of a coloured dot, you also clearly got the WORST colour, when I saw this I though it was just a mole.  You know when people have like a slight skin discoloration and it’s pink? YEAH. 

I also wonder how much you payed for this fuchsia dot?  Next time maybe just invest in some crayola markers.  You could even get really crazy and buy the scented ones.

"I combined my Love for cupcakes & Leopard print.
I love how they came out.(excuse my weird legs lol)”

Yes “lol” is right. Thank you for introducing me to your “leopard cupcake”, my mind has been blown away.
jess

"I combined my Love for cupcakes & Leopard print.

I love how they came out.(excuse my weird legs lol)”

Yes “lol” is right. Thank you for introducing me to your “leopard cupcake”, my mind has been blown away.

jess

“Hi, I’m Hannah. This tattoo is pretty much self-explanatory. It’s a reminder to myself, that not everyone is going to love, care, and need you as much as you think they will.  So far, all I’ve heard is “you’re too young to be heartbroken.” I disagree.  My parents broke my heart, my siblings broke my heart, girls broke my heart, as well as a boy or two. And so much more.Those who live heartless, live without hurt. Afterall, I’d rather lie to myself, than have someone else lie to me. The diamond represents invincibility. They’re unbreakable, and now, so am I. Credit: My wonderful mentor/boss, Randy Barnes.”

Hi Hannah.  I really can’t imagine a tattoo that you could regret more.  There is just so much going wrong here.  You got a diamond tattooed on your vagina… *sigh* HEARTLESS, the guy you fall in love with one day is really going to love this tattoo I’m sure. It’s a gem (pun intended).  I also love how your boss gave you this.

Hi, I’m Hannah. This tattoo is pretty much self-explanatory. It’s a reminder to myself, that not everyone is going to love, care, and need you as much as you think they will.  So far, all I’ve heard is “you’re too young to be heartbroken.” I disagree.  My parents broke my heart, my siblings broke my heart, girls broke my heart, as well as a boy or two. And so much more.Those who live heartless, live without hurt. AfterallI’d rather lie to myself, than have someone else lie to me. The diamond represents invincibility. They’re unbreakable, and now, so am I. Credit: My wonderful mentor/boss, Randy Barnes.”

Hi Hannah.  I really can’t imagine a tattoo that you could regret more.  There is just so much going wrong here.  You got a diamond tattooed on your vagina… *sigh* HEARTLESS, the guy you fall in love with one day is really going to love this tattoo I’m sure. It’s a gem (pun intended).  I also love how your boss gave you this.